Playboy Model Shannon Teresa Marie Schwartz Awarded Donkey Of The Day

A Playboy model named Shannon Teresa Marie Schwartz has been awarded Donkey Of The Day.

A while back, a Playboy model named Shannon Teresa Marie Schwartz was arrested and charged with one count of bribery of a public official and one count of obstruction of justice.

Now, why the hell was Schwartz charged with bribery of a public official and obstruction of justice, you ask???

Her boyfriend, Wilhelm Lewis Huntzinger, was arrested and charged with being a felon in possession of 205 rounds of Remington .223-caliber ammunition.

Schwartz allegedly tried to bribe the agent, known as Daniel K. for all intents and purposes, with $5,000 to get him to convince the judge to release her boyfriend.

There’s more but we’ll let Charlamagne Tha God take over from here…