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A Wisconsin man named Michael Robert Navrotsky has been awarded Donkey Of The Day.
A 67-year-old man named Michael Robert Navrotsky–of Kenosha, Wisconsin–was recently arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, battery, strangulation and suffocation, and intimidation of a victim.
According to Law&Crime, Navrotsky ended up in this predicament because he laid the smack down on his wife, 68-year-old Kimberly Navrotsky, when she told him to wash his ass because “she did not want him sleeping on her clean sheets” after going two months without doing so.
There’s more but we’ll let Charlamagne Tha God take over from here…