Texas Woman Kristin Marie Spearman Awarded Donkey Of The Day

A Texas woman named Kristin Marie Spearman has been awarded Donkey Of The Day.

Charlamagne Tha God takes us back to Texas for today’s Donkey Of The Day.

This time around, the Donkey in question happens to be a 36-year-old woman named Kristin Marie Spearman of Beverly Hills (yes, there is a Beverly Hills in Texas).

Earlier this month (June 2 to be exact), Spearman was able to somehow marry her 42-year-old ex-boyfriend (who is anonymous as of this post) without his presence or consent.

Beverly Hills Police Chief Kory Martin had this to say on the situation…

“I was here Friday evening when this came in. When I was talking to the lieutenant, I said, ‘I don’t I don’t think in 23 years I’ve ever heard of anybody who managed somehow to get married to someone who wasn’t present for a ceremony.’”

We’re scratching our heads on this situation as well 🤔

Chief Martin continues with…

“At first, we were really considering that it may be some forged documents. However, once we made contact with the reverend who ended up signing the actual ceremony, showing that they were unified, he basically, you know, solidified the fact that, yeah, the groom was not present when that occurred.”

Getting to the elephant in the room here, the question is: Who is the reverend that allowed this to go down??? 🤔

After talking to said victim, Chief Martin elaborates more on the situation with…

“I’ve talked to the victim, and he’s going through a significant process to try to have to fix this at this point, and so that’s a whole ‘nother situation….is not only the concern of, ‘What does that mean for my safety, my property,’ you know, which is a huge conversation in this, but also what I have to do to fix it, you know, and it’s looking like the process is going to be quite lengthy.”

We’re still scratching our heads here 🤔

Chief Martin concludes with…

“I had to do some research on this, and you know, going through the family code and looking at the sections of marriage, there was only one caveat that I could locate, which was, you know, active military overseas unable to make it,” he explained. “You still had to have a proxy stand in, and that also has to be part of like the licensing itself, is all of that stuff has to be there — So the groom should have been there. A proxy wouldn’t have worked. And that should have been witnessed by the executive, you know, executing that and having that authority to actually witness that document.”

Spearman has since been arrested, charged with third-degree felony stalking, and is now currently sitting in the McLennan County Jail as of this post.

You can give what Charlamagne had to say on this situation a watch below…