Mystery Shoplifter Awarded Donkey Of The Day For Trying To Steal 30-Inch Dildo From West Hollywood Store

Mystery Shoplifter Awarded Donkey Of The Day For Trying To Steal 30-Inch Dildo From West Hollywood Store

A mystery shoplifter has been awarded Donkey Of The Day for trying to steal a 30-inch dildo from a West Hollywood store.

Not too long ago, a person (whose identity is currently unknown) woke up one day and decided to go to the West Hollywood adult store, Circus of Books, to try to see what he could steal.

Knowing that he was on caught on the store’s cameras, the mystery shoplifter made an attempt to run off with a 30-inch tall dildo.

Unfortunately for this guy, shit didn’t work out as planned as the cashier that was on the clock at the time (identified as Marcus Blackwell) came from behind the counter and ran after said person.

Apparently, the mystery thief was caught as Blackwell was able to get the dildo back and bring it back to the store.

The end, right???

Well, it didn’t stop Charlamagne Tha God from giving the anonymous failed criminal a well-deserved Donkey Of The Day for his stupidity.

You can give what Charlamagne had to say on this situation a listen below…

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