Maryland Man Jordan Richardson Awarded Donkey Of The Day

Maryland Man Jordan Richardson Awarded Donkey Of The Day

A Maryland man named Jordan Richardson has been awarded Donkey Of The Day.

Jordan Richardson, of Fell’s Point, Baltimore, Maryland, has been awarded a well-deserved Donkey Of The Day.

Now, why has Richardson been awarded Donkey Of The Day, you ask???

A few months back, Richardson thought it was a good idea to steal an Audi RS7 worth $120,000 back when he was working as a valet at the Sagamore Pendry Baltimore hotel.

Brian Eller, the owner of said car and a guest at said hotel at the time, had this to say, “I couldn’t believe it was happening. I still can’t believe it.”

Eller elaborated with, “Is it just unbelievable? Never in my wildest dreams. I even tipped the valet. The next thing you know, I’m waking up to it being gone. It was destroyed.”

Eller continued with, “Eight people walked into my hotel room. They were like, ‘We have to talk to you. We have bad news. We have our employee from the valet stealing your car.’ I thought I was dreaming.”

Eller concluded with, “I feel like he needs to do jail time, probably probation and restitution. He needs to feel it because if you don’t feel it, you’re probably going to do it again.”

Richardson has since been arrested and charged with stealing the car and lying to the cops about it.

There’s more but we’ll let Charlamagne Tha God take over from here…