Illinois Man Javaughn J. Owens Awarded Donkey Of The Day

An Illinois man named Javaughn J. Owens has been awarded Donkey Of The Day for stabbing a man over peanut butter and jelly.

Who knew peanut butter and jelly could be addicting and a butter knife could be a dangerous weapon???

A 23-year-old man named Javaughn J. Owens–of DeKalb, Illinois–has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly stabbing a man with a butter knife as the result of an argument that started over peanut butter and jelly.

Circuit Court Judge Philip Montgomery had this to say…

“The defendant’s only 23 years old and now has pleaded guilty to two crimes of violence and he has three crimes of violence pending. All occurred within 18 months. The stab wounds the victim received were sufficiently serious that he had to be transferred from a local hospital to a Chicago hospital to be treated.”

There’s more but we’ll let Charlamagne Tha God take over from here…