German Woman Michele Kobke Awarded Donkey Of The Day

A German woman named Michele Kobke has been awarded Donkey Of The Day.

Similar to a previous Donkey Of The Day, today’s focus happens to be on a German woman named Michele Kobke.

Berlin native Kobke (who will be known as Miss Weirdo for the rest of this post) has recently broken up with her significant other after a nine-year relationship.

For those that don’t know, Miss Weirdo’s significant other was a Boeing 737-800 passenger plane.

Let’s let Miss Weirdo explain her experience with her boo thang…

“The 737-800 is very attractive and sexy to me. He’s the most beautifully built, and he’s a very attractive and elegant aircraft.”

Touching.

But but but… wait… there’s more!!!

Miss Weirdo continues with…

“The time in the hangar was the most beautiful moment of my life and when I was with him, we enjoyed our time together, we kissed and I caressed him. The hangar is home for my darling and me; we can enjoy our time together undisturbed there. I plan to move into the hangar one day and my biggest dream is to be with my darling and to live with him.”

Doesn’t that just hit you in the feels a little bit???

Miss Weirdo concludes with…

“We are separated. But we’re still friends.”

You can give what Charlamagne Tha God had to say on this situation plus drop feedback in the comment box below…