Georgia Man Derek Porter Awarded Donkey Of The Day For Vandalizing Florida Church, Baptizing Himself, & Stealing Money

Georgia Man Derek Porter Awarded Donkey Of The Day For Vandalizing Florida Church, Baptizing Himself, & Stealing Money

Georgia man Derek Porter has been awarded Donkey Of The Day for vandalizing a Florida church, baptizing himself, and stealing money.

It seems to be something in that Florida water that makes even out-of-state people do the craziest shit while they are there.

Case in point, Georgia man Derek Porter somehow found himself in Panama City Beach, Florida using a cinderblock to break into the Emerald Beach Church of God.

While he was there, Porter baptized himself then made an attempt to get away with a television, a computer, and the church’s money bag.

Unfortunately for Porter, he never made it out of the church as deputies and officers from the Panama City Beach Police Department made way into the church to arrest.

Already out on bond for burglary in Georgia, Porter has since been arrested and charged with burglary of an occupied structure, criminal mischief, possession of meth, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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