Florida Woman Christy Lee Turman Awarded Donkey Of The Day

A Florida woman named Christy Lee Turman has been awarded Donkey Of The Day for calling 911 on herself to “legally” steal a car.

The first Donkey Of The Day of the week takes us back to Charlamagne Tha God’s favorite state to award Donkeys to: Florida!!!

Today’s Florida Donkey happens to be a 37-year-old woman named Christy Lee Turman.

Now, why the hell is she getting awarded Donkey Of The Day, you ask???

We’ll let her explain it herself…

“Because I’m trying to steal a car that’s not legally mine. So, y’all better come make a report. I’m reporting this.”

There’s more but we’ll let Charlamagne take over from here…