Florida Man Hellmuth Kolb Awarded Donkey Of The Day For Trying To Buy Child For $100,000

Florida man Hellmuth Kolb has been awarded Donkey Of The Day for trying to buy a child for $100,000.

85-year-old Florida man Hellmuth Kolb, a registered sex offender, is back behind bars as of right now.

Now, why is he back behind bars, you ask?

Kolb is back behind bars because he thought he was doing a good thing by going to a local Winn-Dixie store and offering to buy a child for $100,000.

Crazy, right?

Not at all for Kolb especially since he is currently on probation for trying to do the same shit a few years back.

The only difference between then and now is the asking price at that time (2018 to be exact) was $200,000.

Lauren Benning, the mother of the $100,000 child, gave her statement on this matter, “He just came up and he started making comments about how pretty she was and how good her dancing was and how he could never have children and he wanted children.”

Benning continued, “Approached me in the parking lot. Actually chased me down in the parking lot and said ‘hey, I want to make a deal with you.’ I’d like to buy her for $100,000. I was in complete shock.”

The following statement Kolb made when he was questioned by the police didn’t help his situation, “we all like kids.”

The fact he said that while laughing is enough for the cops to lock his ass up (as they should).

Benning added, “His intent is to buy children. That’s not OK. He needs to be locked up and not allowed to be around our children.”

And we agree that they should lock his ass up for his sick twistedness.

Charlamagne Tha God made a statement on this situation as well and you can hear what that is and more below…