Florida Man Corey Johnson has been awarded Donkey Of The Day for stealing a truck in order to warn the government of a battle between aliens and dragons.
Ocala, Florida resident Corey Johnson thought it was a good idea to go three hours away to Riviera Beach to steal a Ford F150 (owner currently unknown).
After stealing the truck, Johnson would eventually drive an additional two hours away from Riviera Beach to Patrick Space Force Base and what happened next gets weirder from there.
So, what happened from there you ask???
Well, Charlamagne Tha God gets into all that play-by-play and more below…