British Singer Brocarde Awarded Donkey Of The Day

British singer Brocarde has been awarded Donkey Of The Day.

What’s a Donkey Of The Day without a comical element LOL???

A few years back, a British singer by the name of Brocarde “married” the ghost of a Victorian soldier by the name of Edwardo.

If that was strange enough, Brocarde recently announced that she has divorced him.

Now, how did all that come about, you ask???

We’ll let her explain…

Brocarde started her explanation with, “He grew increasingly more aggressive and nasty and began to haunt me with the sound of a screaming baby.”

But but but wait… there’s more!!!

Brocarde continues with, “I concluded that the only way to get rid of Edwardo was to exorcise him, so I embarked on the harrowing process in the chapel that we got married in.”

Is that right???

Brocarde elaborates more by saying, “After hours he was finally purged from my system, I felt light and free and excited to be released of his troubled spirit.”

That’s it and that’s all, right???

Of course, she couldn’t tell her divorce story without rehashing how they “met” LOL!!!

That story starts with, “I met Edwardo when he burst into my bedroom uninvited one dark stormy night.”

Of course, there’s more…

“Unsettled and unable to sleep, I tossed and turned, preoccupied by an argument I’d had with her friend, it was an upsetting night and rain was lashing at the windows. Out of nowhere I felt an intense burning in my heart, the sensation moved slowly throughout my whole body, making me tingle, and down and out through my toes. I was compelled upright in bed, forced into a sitting position, I reached back to turn on the bedside light but my hand was forced back away, I tried again this time I was able to pull the cord.”

There’s even more but we’ll let Charlamagne Tha God take over from here…